The Search for Booty

This season of Too Young for this Trek we are searching… for booty… and by that I mean Tyler has been binging One Piece and just kind of has pirates on the brain. Oh yeah, also this one time on the podcast Troy mentioned this one episode of Star Trek where a bunch of people just wear thongs for some reason. So Tyler is trying to find that episode, but because we believe in making everything more complicated than it needs to be Tyler has made a list of 50 episodes that could be “the one with the thongs”, wrote fake synopsizes for them, and is having MC, Erik, and Troy pick from the list until they find… booty.

Here’s the list, can you guess the title based on the made up synopsizes?

	Episode Synopsis
1	Voyager makes first contact with a new peaceful species in the delta quadrant and gets invited to attend their annual festival of nature. At the festival Janeway, Paris, and Kim find out that they are all overdressed. Also Chakotay is there.
2	Quark makes the deal of a lifetime and acquires a metric fudge ton of skimpy lace thongs on the cheap. He mistakenly thinks the thongs will be a huge hit on DS9, but no one cares and he has to seek alternative customers. Will he break even? or pay the ultimate price?
3	Enterprise discovers a new matriarchal society where men are not allowed clothing. Will they be able to successfully navigate first contact? Or will Trip show his ass and attempt to restore the patriarchy?
4	Nog tells Jake about a holodeck program he heard about where all of the holos are hot women in thongs. Turns out he heard a few things incorrectly and they end up trapped in a program with old men in thongs.
5	Q transports Picard to a dimension where everyone is as nude as legally possible on broadcast television to help him over come his fear of showering in the locker room after working out.
6	Voyager responds to a mysterious distress signal from an individual seeking asylum… but from what? Their thonged civilization who happen to also be Nazis.
7	Forced to take time off, Data doesn’t know what do. Geordi installs a special chip to help him take the edge off, but an incompatiability with his posotronic matrix results in Data taking off a little more than the edge.
8	Kirk and crew discover yet another planet where all of their desires manifest… even the horse related ones they’d rather keep secret.
9	Worf takes leave to attend the tri-annual Klingon fuck fest. Murder is expected, accepted, and encouraged.
10	On a routine planetary exploration mission, the away team discoveres an ancient alien artifact that looks a bit like underwear made from chain links. Sulu puts it on and starts cracking jokes before realizing that the artifact imbues the wearer with the power to command the laws of physics. Creates bullets that curve.
11	In the middle of a 7 part arc, the Enterprise has to do a completely random, unrelated mission involving Malcolm Reed and underpants.
12	Neelix tells the crew about a nearby system that is rumored to be a paradise. Janeway decides it would be a great opportunity to take some much needed shore leave. Neelix fails to mention the dress code. Janeway is very happy Tom is out right furious and throws a temper tantrum.
13	A subspace rift jettisons the Enterprise into a hell like dimesnions where the crew must adapt to survive.
14	Shunned inventer, L’vi Str’us, wanted one thing; a non-sandy bum. However his fellow Jeanosions were firmly set in there ways. The crew of the enterprise share with him onesie technology. What happens next may surprise you?
15	Captured by the Vorlocks, Kirk is forced to fight in 1 on 1 combat against various aliens. All combatants, even those with out butts, must wear thongs for the increased mobility.
16	A team building exercise gone wrong leads to the assless chaps adventure of a lifetime.
17	Unknowingly, the borg assimilate someone who puts the ass in assimilate.
18	Enterprise comes across a very ancient Greece themed planet and they are holding the olympics. Some guy named AdonASS loses… his life.
19	Spock, Bones, and McCoy find themselves in a sticky situation where their fate is sealed by the roll of a die. Uhura stays on the ship.
20	Neelix admits he made a mistake, but is certain they are now near the actual paradise planet. Happy with their previous shore leave, Janeway decides to roll the dice. Will Tom Paris strike out again? Yes.
21	Paris and Kim boot up an episode of Captain Proton, but forget to clear the previous users data and find themselves trapped in Janeway’s horny nightmare.
22	DS9 is hosting a family reunion for a species that has become more modest overtime. O’Brien and Nog must find a way to keep the “lightly” dressed elders warm while also ensuring the more modestly dressed younger generations don’t get too hot.
23	Picard goes on a holiday to Risa, “the pleasure planet”. Picard relaxes on a beach with other old white dudes, while Riker and the Enterprise fight for survival against the Borg who have recently assimilated a planet of racist terrorist stereotypes.
24	A crew of Klingon assilmiated by the borg threaten the lives of everyone aboard the Enterprise. How will Picard Shakespeare quote his way out of this one?
25	Data follows cryptic clues in an attempt to solve the mystery of his dead goldfish, Fluffy.
26	Sisco learns of a plan within Star Fleet to update the uniform to something a little more “breathable”. He must find out who is behind this conspiracy and figure out how to stop them before its too late.
27	After discovering illogical underpants on Earth, Vulcan Logic Extremist’s set in motion a plot to keep humans from leaving their solar system. Can Archer overcome the Vulcan’s oppresive underwear opinions?
28	Neelix and Paris compete for Kess’s affection via various physical trials. Neelix insists on wearing the traditional training attire of the talaxians throughout the competition..
29	A red shirt named Kelvin informs Kirk that there is no regulation in the Star Fleet handbook that says you have to wear pants. Spock verifies Kelvin is indeed correct.
30	Geordi La Forge makes a guest apparence on Deep Space Nine as he attempts to track down the origins of a rumor that someone said he was wack. Meanwhile O’brien tells Quark about this wack guy he use to work with on the Enterprise.
31	The Enterprise explores a new planet teaeming wtih French people.
32	Kiddnapped by the romulans, Tasha Yar’s life flashes before her very eyes. Also the crew must uncover her not-so-secret past in order to try to create a future for her.
33	Enterprise finds a medival planet, which is pretty neat. Only difference from the earth version is that instead of armor, the knights wear lace.
34	Worf is accused of not wiping after taking a poo. In order to restore his honor he takes the vow of bik’ofk, where he commits to exclusively wearing the same white thong for a month.
35	Archer sues the Vulcans for holding his daddy back from seeing his dream realized.
36	You get the best of both worlds. Nice breeze at the back. Support in the front. You get the best of both worlds. Mix it all together and you know that it’s the best of both worlds, yeah. At least until the Enterprise tortures you with an atomic wedgie
37	A plasma storm strands Trip and T’Pal on a mostly water covered world that puts their survival skills to the test. Trip sampes a piece of local fruit that turns him into a floppy rubber man. Meanwhile T’Pal uncovers ancient artifacts that detail a method that might just make Trip hard once again.
38	O’brien invites Sisko to a party in his pants. Cisco does not attend.
39	After a clarinet experiment goes wrong, Paris and Kim find themselves locked up in an alien prison. In order to escape their present they must confront their pasts… next time on Star Trek: Voyager.
40	The Enterprise flies too close to a dying star and find themselves displaced in a different timeline where clothing is optional. Chakotay is there for some reason and really in to it.
41	Recovering from a tramautic experience, Trip emerges a changed and improved version of himself. Also he’s a bug now.
42	More like cold back, am I right?
43	The crew of the NX-01 inadvertently insulted a much more advanced cvilization’s culture and now Starfleet is on the brink of distruction.
44	Stranded with only emergency power, the crew of the Voyager must reverse engineer Seven’s borg augments to survive. Will the Voyager finally make it home? No.
45	Disgruntled crewman Uchiha gains the power of a god and activates the Infinite Tsukuyomi trapping Kirk, Spock, and everyone else you know in an endless dream. How will they escape?
46	Enterprise enters phase two of their mission. Torture porn.
47	In order to save Voyager Janeway must make the toughest call of her career: commit murder (again) or drink coffee… with cream and two sweet n lows. Will Voyager make it home? Find out on the next Star Trek: Voyager!
48	Star Fleet instructs the Enterprise to make an urgent delivery of an unknown but fragile package; however, the closer they get to their desitination the bumpier the ride gets. Scotty designs and redesigns a fixture to protect the package as shinanigans occur. Scotty assures Kirk that “[he’s] given it all he’s got” as far as designing a system to protect the package.
49	In this ground breaking episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, a leather bound Picard experiments with his sexuality inside the holodeck. Boldly inserting things where no one has gone before.
50	Bang lol